Garfunkel and Oates Music Video of the Day: Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci play the same woman at 31 and 29, respectively.
Nailed it.
(Not Safe For Work — explicit lyrics. Also, Riki is a yeller.)
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
| Me: | What do you do when you like a boy? |
| Sister: | You tell him. |
| Me: | And if he doesn't like you? |
| Sister: | You kill him. |
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The Absolute Funniest Posts!
awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me: i bet you’re wondering why i’ve gathered you all here today, hello
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